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| Based on the Chinese calendar, yesterday was my Ah gong's birthday. As usual, mum prepared some offering to Ah Gong and we were asked to pay our respect to him.
"Come, come and pie Ah Gong and let Ah Gong po you po you."
After I have written an entry for my blog, I decided to switch off the light and turned in early. Usually Cookie will sleep in my brother's room and he will only come to mine when my brother is not around. I couldn't remember what time was that, and vividly remember that I have slept for a while before he made a bark at my doorway. Though the room was dark, I could roughly see him approaching my bed in an unusual clumsy walk; as if he has ran a long distance and legs turned shaky.
It was after another didn't know how long when mum came into my room and woke me up from my sleep.
"Just now I went to drink some water and then go to the balcony to close the sliding doors as it looks like it's going to rain, then hor…" "Then what Mum?"
"Ah Bee, just now you got anyhow said anything during the prayer made to Ah Gong or not?"
"Huh?"
"I think Ah Gong visited us just now."
"Wow…how you know?"
"He took some of our offering."
Mum looked a little nervous but certainly not in fear. I calmed her down by telling her that probably Ah Gong had been missing us and wanted to see us. So I walked mum back to her room and shut the door in case she hears something funny or so. I walked back to my room and surprisingly that Cookie all this while didn't wake up when mum entered my room, and didn't follow me when I walked mum back to her room. I guessed he was probably exhausted and gave a nonchalantly shrug and collapsed my tired body on the bed again and forgetting to close my door.
For don't know how long again, I heard a funny noise where my head was covered with a soft pillow. And when I opened my eyes and peeped beneath the pillow and saw the door open. Forgotten that I didn't close it when I returned from Mum's room. Hence, this 'paranormal activities scenes' kept spinning my head and suddenly I heard puking sound. Shit! I told myself as the sound reminded me of some horror movie scenes where the spirit will puke out loads of crawling worms.
I removed my pillow, where Cookie finally 'awake' and walked to me, but face looking aside. I turned on the table light and saw a lump of disgusting puke stuff lying on the bed. I had to quickly clean of the mess and removed the entire bed sheet and changed a new one. The process of doing it was tiring especially at that kind of situation.
"What rubbish did you eat again, you naughty boy?"
As soon as I have done with the cleaning and the changing, I continued my sleep until I was woke up by Mum again just before she went to work.
"Your Ah Gong not only took 2 of the small Shou Tao, he also drank the small bottle of beer where I have opened the cap last night during the prayer."
"Huh?"
"He must be hungry…and thirsty and a little clumsy as some of the beer was spilled onto the floor."
"Mum…that's not Ah Gong, that's Ah Kie."
"Ah Kie? Who is Ah Kie?"
"Ask this greedy Merlion lying besides me, he knows who is Ah Kie."
"You mean Cookie knows?"
To be continued…
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| 一双眼能掉多少泪 一双唇能唱多少悲 一张脸能添多少纹 一颗心能碎多少回
一双手能创几个幸福 一个脑能解几次危机 一双脚能行几厘崎岖 一眨眼能记几寸光阴 一份承诺究竟需要守多久 一份关怀究竟能否被误解 一个答案究竟需要等几回 一个抉择究竟会是喜或悲 为什么童年总为课业而困扰 为什么少年总为爱情而迷惑 为什么中年总为事业而烦恼 为什么老年总为健康而懊恼 一生中到底能够跌几回 一世人终究能够错几回 一辈子究竟能够爱几回 答案尽在茫茫的大海里 待续。。。
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| 昨晚受邀出席了场婚宴 在离去时刻的大厅门外 巧遇了好久不见的老友 面对着眼前人 我无法像女人般 以浓妆艳抹去掩饰 而如火纯青的演技 也无法奏效!
“你。。。一个人来?” “别来无恙,你还好吧?” 双手紧握着,微笑的以技巧带过关怀的慰问
“还好,有心。你也是提前溜人?” “恰巧有事,你。。。不也是吗?” “我的另一半来载我,所以。。。”
我把紧握的双手摊开 再往前一推 双眸也不再飘浮不定 “恭喜你,真替你高兴!” “谢谢,那你呢?”
“我?” 顿了顿,还真犹豫了好一会儿 稍微的吸了一口气 “哦,别担心我,重要的是我身边的人都过得开开心心。” “你就是这样。。。”
我一声不语,静静地站立着 “喜欢不说,什么都摆在心底,只会想到别人的开心与否和关心别人。” “是吗?我只是。。。”
我假装四处张望 迫切希望有德士驶进来 “我只是知道我的坦白和勇气曾经让我失去了友谊,我已不敢痴心妄想。” “可是。。。” “只要我喜欢的人能开心而不受到任何伤害,那就够了。” “那你这样做会开心吗?”
我没回答而握别离去 到了另一个聚会地点 原本想找个人来倾诉 但又担心会扫对方的兴 也就整晚懵懵懂懂地呆在
即使部分的朋友都逗留 而倒在各处呼呼大睡着 我的思绪仍不停闪烁着那句话 “那你这样做会开心吗?”
那晚直到黎明破晓 我都在不停地忙碌着 一会儿调低在大厅和房间的冷气 一会儿帮咳嗽不停的搓背,减轻苦处 一会儿抹黑找衣物、毛巾等 轻微、不惊动地往他们身上一套或一盖
我不晓得做了这些会否让我开心 但是看到他们从挣扎的处境 到安稳舒服地继续入睡 我顿感安心
待续。。。
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| I called it Emperor Agar Agar 皇帝 Agar Agar Cos yellow yellow, and very ugly hor... Last time all emperors also very ugly Long time never do dessert liao, and almost forgotten how to do. This is something i really like, i like my dessert to be sweet, else is not called dessert isn't it?
Anyway, if you happen to be there, and if you happen to be early, and if hardly people touch it, then you should have a chance to try it. Actually this dessert can be taken in 3 ways. One way is to try it when is just finished cooking and turns very soft and pasty, and you have about less than 30minutes to finish it before it turns hard.
Of course, most of us, or the Xmen doesn't like to taste it when it's soft man! We love it to be HARD. Hence the second way was to wait till it turns hard. When it turns hard, it is ready to be consumed. Yet, I prefer the 3rd way, that is to fridge it and eat it when its chilled, it tastes better than when it's warm.
And again, not everyone will like it, some may even hate it, but gives some face and try a tiny little bit can? That's about it, and if you do like it and interested to learn, feel free to approach me. And if it's overwhelming (which unlikely lah; they kay kay wanna know, but don't wanna cook and gives excuse like lazy, don't know how to do, etc etc.), I'll post it in the upcoming entry.
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| Last night caught 2012 with the group and I couldn't help but wondering would it be better if I'm also involved in the script team and contribute some of my ideas? First of all, I'm not a scientist, neither am I any expertise. I'm just like the majority commoners with simple thoughts and the will to survive. The movie was about the end of the world. The script team, no I should say the experts/scientists in this movie came out with a brilliant idea of building gigantic ships to save the grade one human beings. Of course the dramatic part was the saving plan also included animals like giraffes and elephants and other huge art statue, like Michelangelo masterpiece, David. And not forgetting the grade 3 yet rich and famous or even turned out to be very old (like the Queen) were able to board the ship. So here's my little imagination and ideas if the day really comes…if…
- You know there's such plane that can also travel on the water/sea? Well, they could simply build a much bigger scale and mass production it. The plane may need to travel a distance before it can take off, so they have to come out with some modified plane that can immediate take off like helicopter or some war fighter planes.
After which, they will all be spread in the entire oceans with the experts calculating the approximating time of the 1st major quake. Next, once the experts are able to calculate the 1st wave of the tsunami, all those modified vehicles will be able to take off immediately and hover in the sky for hours till the 1st wave gone then get back to water.
- Not everyone can be saved, but we all heard of genetic genes. So I know this sound dramatic but that could be one possible way to save human mankind. Every single male in this earth are to donate their sperms to sperm bank and all these test tubes will go to the huge ship for future usage.
- Inform the whole world the moment the findings are confirmed as any unique individuals may have a brilliant idea to seek to survive when the time comes. Even if they couldn't think of something, at least the could fully use this short period of time left to do something meaningful, something they really wanted to say or do…
- Personally, I think the priority to board the huge ship should be the intelligence, the children and the women (excluding bitches and sluts). Individuals with unique or brilliant skills should also be allowed to board the ship. Skill is something that once lost is forever legend.
Imagine you telling the kids this after the survival… "Last time hor, Bedok Buk Chor mee, Tiong Bharu Bao, Rocher Tao Hui Chui all very nice. Too bad they got skill but don't have enough money to get tickets to board the ship." We had a short discussion of what if they day comes and we really have to perish. Majority have commented that they don't want to die of drowning when Tsunami comes caused it will take sometime to die in the water especially if you have an ultra big lungs that can hold super long breath. It doesn't matter how I die, but if there's a choice, I would very much like to tightly hug the person I like and give a final kiss to the person's forehead when the Guan yin Ma comes and fetch me. To be continued…
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| The plan was to divide the task into 4 different phases.
Phase 01 2/3 Completed
Phase 02 1/2 Completed
Phase 03 Researching
Phase 04 Combine all & pack
For those who have entered my room was more excited than me, and every 2 to 3 days they will enter my room to check on my progress. Of course in between they would ask some question, some are relevant questions, some are silly questions. And some questions are questions I pretended that I didn't even hear it. Here's a collection of conversation I had with them which I could recall.
Conversation with Mum Mum: What are you making? Are you making one for me? Monster: You have already made five.
(when 1st product of phase 01 appeared) Mum: Are you doing this for your girlfriend? Monster: Yes, doing this for Ah Ma.
(when she saw 03 units of phase 01 product) Mum: You are seeing so many girls? Monster: Have you forgotten? I've been in boy schools all these while, making for old classmates to keep in touch with them.
(when she took a close look at more and more units of phase 01 product) Mum: How come they all look different? Monster: I'm their father, but their mothers are all different people.
(when she saw the phase 2 product) Mum: I never taught you all these, how you know? Monster: It's better that you don't know too much, less problem (giggles).
Conversation with nephew Nephew: Can I have one? Monster: No Nephew: Can I have one? (eyes open big big) Monster: No Nephew: Can I have one please? (jumped onto my back 'piggyback') Monster: No Nephew: Can I have one please? (went to pour me a glass of orange juice) Monster: Maybe Nephew: Can I have one please? If I get good results for my exam, you give me one ok? Monster: I consider Nephew: Can I have one, I want to have one, please give me one, please please Monster: ok ok. Nephew: Can I have two? Monster: Yida, can you open bro's room door and let Cookie come out now...?
Conversation with future sister-in-law (FSIL) FSIL: Did you do all these? Monster: They are ugly isn't it? FSIL: I think they are adorable. Monster: So ugly but adorable = cute FSIL: Is there a special one out of these for the special one? Monster: There's a meteor shower (流星雨) tomorrow late night, don't miss it! FSIL: So there is a special one out of these for the special one. Monster: Oh yes! Yes of course, the special one. FSIL: Which one? Show me... Monster: This one, this is the special one, for the special you and brother....
Haiz, have to make another two more because of unexpected situations.
to be continued....
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| Last Fri I caught paranormal activities with a bunch of Xmen, with one exceptional generator sitting besides me. Hence, I could hardly feel the coldness of the theatre. Just like some of the western horror movies I have caught, this one was no exceptional case. As in, there were some thoughts logically and not scientifically spinning in my head.
For the Ang Mo They love big houses, and they never interact with their neighbors, as if the neighbors don't even exist. And the truth is, a few rooms are always left empty; not guest rooms, more like ghost or demon's room.
Fo the Chinese If the Chinese encounter something, straight away they go around neighbors and tell them "chu lai wu GUI!" Ever since we noticed that the ghosts like to do crawling from the staircase and out of the television, its safer to use portable player to watch movies, so that even the ghost will to crawl out of he typical 6" or lesser LCD screen, you can squeeze its nipples or balls to death. Plus the rooms are mostly occupied, no chances for free rental to ghost and demon to built up their strength in those empty rooms.
For the Ang Mo When they sensed that there's something in the house, they still stay and also brave enough to leave the room door open.
For the Chinese If we sense something wrong, the first place that comes into our mind is either temple or church. Else we go to those 24hrs crowded places, like our upcoming casinos! Even if we die die have to stay at home, it's garlics, crosses, god statues and all sorts of 法宝 and lock whatever doors or windows we could and with lights switch on.
For the Ang Mo It's human rights, so it doesn't matter who is sleeping at the danger spot.
For the Chinese The brave ones will volunteer to sleep at the danger spot, or in many cases, everyone will fight for the safest spot. Seow bow! Knowing that the thing will come in from the door and still kay kiang sleep near to the door.
For the Ang Mo They are mostly CB, not that CB but curious and brave. Yes they are, but when CB is not used in a wise way, it will become real 'CB'. When they know their life will be in danger, they still wanted to go after that thing and check out that thing to see is it a Big Bird or Gorgeous Xmen.
For the Chinese Immediately run out of the house and go to either temple/church or at least to crowded areas.burn the house if need to.
For the Ang Mo When they are furious, and when their ego grows bigger than their belief, they throw, or burn their religion stuff. That's when the ghost and demon have the chance to enter their world when they lose their belief.
For the Chinese They wont do such thing, in fact, they go and request for more protection. Caused basically they are more kia see and kia su than Ang Mo who are more kay kiang and hao lian.
For the Ang Mo Theirs more difficult to deal with, caused got ghosts, demons, vampires, werewolves. Like if the priest or demonlogist on vacation or 闭关, then its better to squeeze your balls and commit suicide rather than die under the their hands, and worst, 死无全尸!
For the Chinese Ghost got alot of types, got 水鬼、青面鬼, Pontianak, but unlikely you will encounter any of those unless you are super HENG! Most ghosts we come across are 醉鬼、色鬼!Then we also learned that Virgin urine, black dog blood are effective in dealing with ghost. And if we encounter the Chinese Vampire, just need to hold your breath and search for oxygen tank. However, if you encounter 千年姥姥,whether you are ugly, or cute, fat or muscular, tall or short, virgin or virgin-ED, you also will die.
To be continued...
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| They say that proper organizing is important to life. They say that a way to differentiate data is by using different colors They also say that don't sleep too late (like 4am and wake up at 7am). And they also say that don't rush, else mistakes may just occur....
Yesterday my colleague wanted to copy a drama series 宫心计 from my hard disk, which I left it at home. This morning half way in the elevator I figured that I have forgotten to bring the hard disk and quickly rush home to get it. Right after I reached my office, coincidentally I met my colleague and took the hard disk out which was in a fake leather cover and hand over to him. Then i slowly walked over to my office table and prepare my day of work.
Right after I have browsed through some mails, and replying some mails, I received a call from my colleague.
D: Hey, I'm about to plug in the hard disk and copy the file. Monster: Oh ok, external hard disk to external hard disk will take some time to copy.
D: Your hard disk so nice, RED in color. Monster: Yah I have a few colors in fact...they came with a few colors.
D: I see. Monster: Wait! Hold on! Did you just say RED?
D: Yes, red, why? Monster: DON'T ever plug the hard disk, it has got virus!!!!!
D: No leh, it can detect, but there's only one folder called Brother. Monster: Don't open it, very fatal virus, will kill your system. I'm coming right away!
I rushed over to his desk as fast as I could. By the time I reached his table, he was showing a shock expression and I was puzzled but still remained my calm.
Monster: Did you open the... D: You...I almost....lucky i smart, didn't open the folder, else MIS will kill me.
Monster: (Phew) of course, quickly safely remove the hard disk now. D: Here, next time please check properly before you pass it to me.
Monster: Of course I will, and if I ever pass you a RED hard disk, don't ever even plug it in. D: For sure, I'm not so stupid to repeat the mistake again.
The root cause of this problem is due to the color of the cover, all were in black even though the hard disk can be distinguished by their individual color. I shall do some marking in all these hard disk cover....
Corrective Actions: Hard Disk Color : Silver (Movies) Hard Disk Cover: Paste a "S" at both side
Hard Disk Color : Blue (Drama) Hard Disk Cover: Paste a "B" at both side
Hard Disk Color : PINK (Caucasian Brothers) Hard Disk Cover : Paste a "P" at both side
Hard Disk Color : RED (Japanese Brothers) Hard Disk Cover : Paste a "R" at both side
Hard Disk Color : WHITE (Brothers Movies/Drama) Hard Disk Cover : Paste a "W" at both side
Hard Disk Color : Black (Spare to copy drama or movie for colleagues only) Hard Disk Cover : Paste "Colleague" at both Side
to be continued...
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I like this period of the year got a little homework to do again but I always enjoy the process of doing it Hmm...it's another 6 more days to be exact and it's going to be 3 years of laughter and tears that I have showered to you and you and you and YOU!
Whether you like or dislike Monster it doesn't matter caused the truth is I like all of you! And the moment you added me in your friend list the moment you put me in your favourite link it's already a BIG mistake, a HUGE one caused you know this Monster is going to stick close to your arse till the day he perishes...
to be continued... - Tags:lj
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